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"The Onion," that font of satirical news and headlines, has added another bull's eye to its fake subjects in the form of a made-up car model: The Chrysler "Reside."
The "breaking news" piece states the new car model corners smoothly around ottomans, among other indoor virtues. "Following years of flagging sales, billions in government aid, and a Chapter 11 bankruptcy reorganization," states the article, "Chrysler hopes to reverse its fortunes by positioning itself as the first mover in the untapped within-home transportation market, which it regards as a vast and lucrative growth sector."
Click here to read the whole piece, but not while you're driving anything but a "Reside."
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